The smile story :)

Girl, an unhappy woman of substance, sits impatiently on a bus stop bench. MICHAEL, a (great looking, well built, bald) homeless guy, sits down next to her with a big smile on his face.
Boy: What are you smiling for?
Girl: It's what I do.
Boy: I won't ask.
Girl: I sell smiles for a living.
Boy: I'm not interested.
Girl: Here, have a free one - on me. (He smiles at her.)
Boy: No thank you.
Girl: Sorry, can't take it back. You'll have to give it to someone else.
Boy: What?
Girl: The smile. You'll have to give it away if you don't want it. Or sell it if you like - apparently it hasn't been used much.
Boy: What do you mean by that?
Girl: You don't smile very often, do you?
Boy: So what if I don't?
Girl: Shouldn't waste your smile...there's plenty of people who could use one.
Boy: Well they can have mine.
Girl: Your what?
Boy: My smile.
Girl: I don't see one.
Boy: I thought you just gave me one.
Girl: I tried, but it didn't stick. I think it bounced right off.
Boy: Fine. What's there to smile about anyway?
Girl: Well--
Boy: You don't have to answer that.
Girl: There's lots of things to smile about. It's a beautiful day outside; the buses are running on time--
Boy: I don't want to hear about it.
Girl: --and look at that flower over there, now that would make anybody smile--
Boy: Would you leave me alone!(a long moment of silence. Finally, she gives in.)
Girl: So what's the going rate on smiles these days?
Boy: Pardon me?
Girl: Your smiles...how much are they?
Boy: Oh, they're very expensive.
Girl: So's my taste.
Boy: You probably couldn't afford one.
Girl: Try me.
Boy: I'm warning...it'll cost you.
Girl: Yes, I know, HOW MUCH?
Boy: One smile.
Girl: One smile?
Boy: That's how much they cost.
Girl: What?
Boy: The price for a smile is exactly one smile. That's the going rate. (She thinks about it)
Girl: Alright. (smiles) I'll take one.
Boy: It was a pleasure doing business with you.(he leaves)(Daisy, a streetwalker, sits down next to her.)
Unknown person: What's with the smile?
Girl: I sell smiles for a living. 



P.S:This Story is to remind you to always smile and be cheerful! It makes people happy! Keep on smiling!